How to buy a penguin

It's not easy. Penguinity.com reports on an interview with a Kuwaiti who acquired some penguins:

Behbehani: Prior to shipping penguins to Kuwait, I spent weeks at the Living Coast Aquarium in the United Kingdom. My task was to get closer to the penguins and get to know them well by learning about the way they move, their environment, their traits and attitudes and the food they eat. I am glad to have had real training